"Sure," Janet agrees. Whatever. She's not some kind of sex expert, but she's had enough of it. She starts ticking points off on her fingers: "The first time is going to be weird, so just suck it up and ride it out. Foreplay is good, so don't skimp on that. Everything makes weird noises, so deal with it. Don't get in bed with a guy who doesn't call you back. Any questions?"