"Oh, for sure," says Magnus, nodding. He's not actually interested gossiping about his friends, so he just leans back against the couch and says, "I've spent so long being, like, 'I'm super new to dating! I'm the baby boyfriend of the friend group!' because me and Alex have only been together for, like, just under seven years and our friends Mallory and Halfborn have been dating for like fifty years, and our friends Hearth and Blitz have been dating for over a decade, and even Sam has been engaged to Amir since before me and Alex even knew each other, that it was kind of weird to realize how new so many of the relationships here are, though?"