"No offense," says Magnus, after chewing on this for a while, "but that's pretty effed up." Obviously he knows about how bad homophobia can be, but this is on another level. Also, where he comes from, there's not a single god who can keep it in their pants. Except maybe for Mimir, who is only a head. Anyway, most of them aren't married, so this is all pretty moot.

He doesn't want that to be the only thing he says, but the only other thing he can think is, "Are you going to have sex with him? Like, for real this time. Um, you know what I mean."