summerdude: fanart by cherryandsisters (maybe it's maybelline)
Magnus Chase ([personal profile] summerdude) wrote 2025-01-26 12:48 am (UTC)

"That's such a good question," Magnus enthuses, immediately going through his mental rolodex. "Obviously the best ones are Sif and Sigyn. And Vidar is pretty cool too, actually -- he's the god of vengeance and he has this shoe made of every single discarded shoe scrap ever that he uses to stomp on people. Also he's Deaf, so he and Hearth get along pretty well." He scratches his head. "Frey's okay. So's Frigg. Freya and Odin and people like that I would classify as, like, powerful but annoying in certain ways. Thor and Tyr are, like... annoying and their deals make things harder on their kids." He frowns. "Ran wants me dead but, like, I get her deal more than the others. She's just, like, someone who's happier being a bag lady. I knew a couple people like that back in Boston -- a bag lady is a homeless woman who carries all her stuff in bags. Only sometimes they have homes and families and are just happier, you know, on the streets with their bags of stuff." He brightens. "Can I say Apollo? He's not Norse, but he is here. And I can do pretty much everything he can. And he was a total dick to my cousin."

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