"Well," Crowley begins. That's a story and a half. He thinks that they are friends and there's definitely been a certain level of added camaraderie between everyone who cares about Sunny, after the business with Count Olaf -- but still, there's nothing more hilarious than an irritated Lan Wangji. Crowley also thinks that secretly, deep down inside, very deep down, Lan Wangji actually has fun being an asshole to him as well. "You know, we're usually doing more peaceful¹ things. Drinking, reading poetry, writing a Burn Book, hiring st-- er, I mean... stalkers."

¹Read: Dictated by Claudius.