(Almost) Everything Is Comin' Up Chase [closed post]

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Magnus, triumphant, has finally managed to make some old bamboo sprout. With Drosera fed recently enough that she's not complaining of hunger and resting in her new favorite perch (lounging on his shoulder tucked right against his neck, her beak tangled in hair that is once again getting long), he sneaks it into the Mansion, hides it in a large gift-bag a closet gives him, and hangs it on Claudius and Galahad's doorknob with a quickly-jotted note that reads Claudius, What next? - MAGNUS CHASE.

Then, since he's already inside, he figures, why not wander around until he finds someone to talk to?

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"Murder only to little fishies," Magnus says reassuringly. "Right Drosera?"

Dro is watching the rabbits with avid interest. baby food??? she asks, then makes a small little chattery noise. baby friend!!!

"Baby friend," Magnus confirms. "Tell you what, Dro, you can eat anything that tries to hurt them, okay? You can protect them."

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A little flicker of amusement crosses Lan Wangji's expression. "Then Drosera and I will share a goal," he notes. Naturally, the care and protection of these rabbits is of the utmost importance.

Xiaoxue still has his face tucked away, but Danding's ears are slightly up, an expression of cautious interest. We're not fish! This is presumably a general agreement that Drosera is perhaps not going to eat them specifically. Lan Wangji, unaware that his rabbits are talking, only continues gently stroking poor Xiaoxue's head.

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"Of course you're not fish," Magnus says. "You're an incredibly cute and off-limits for eating bunny. What's your name?"

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"Xiaoxue," Lan Wangji answers for them, and then pets Danding's cheek as he says, "Danding."

At this, Xiaoxue pokes his head out again, his nose also twitching, and says, What he said! They most certainly know their own names. Lan Wangji talks to them, often, when nobody else is around.

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"Hi Xiaoxue," Magnus says, with a grin. "Do you wanna meet Dro?"

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Lan Wangji, slightly skeptical, looks at Drosera and does not move just yet. "You are certain of her?"

Only if she knows we're not fish! This from Danding, his nose and whiskers now twitching at an absolutely absurd speed.

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"She knows you're not fish," Magnus says, still carefully stroking Drosera. "Right, Dro?"

Drosera cocks her head and peers at him with one eye. fish wet, she says, like he's some kind of idiot. friends dry.

"Yep, she knows." He glances up at Lan Wangji. "She won't attack."

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Trusting Magnus, although still a little wary on the whole, Lan Wangji nods and closes the remainder of the distance between them. With the rabbits still in his arms, he kneels, such that Xiaoxue and Danding are in range for Drosera to investigate or Magnus to touch.

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Drosera lifts her head and peers at the rabbits, squirming in Magnus's hold. He loosens his grip but doesn't let go of her, watching as she rolls over onto her back, extending one talon toward the rabbits. But, like, in a nice way? mama play friends play??? she asks.

"She wants to play," Magnus tells the bunnies.

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Lan Wangji very much has his eyes on that talon, although he looks briefly at Magnus when he speaks. "Rabbits are timid," he says. "They may take some time to become comfortable with that." He will consider this to have been a resounding success of a meeting if neither rabbit panics completely. Indeed, both are simply staring at Drosera, flattening themselves a little into Lan Wangji's arms.

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"Hey, Hungry Baby, I have an idea," Magnus says. Keeping a hand on her back, he leans over to rummage through his backpack for one of her toys. This one is shaped like a fish, not a mammal. "Why don't you show Xiaoxue and Danding how nicely and gently you play with your toys?"

mama play??

"Yes, mama will play, too," Magnus says. He picks the fish up gently and strokes its fuzzy side. "See? Mama's playing."

Drosera gives him a doubtful look. She stretches her wings out, twisting her body again, and then bats at the fish with a talon. It's rambunctious but it's not violent? That's probably the best they can hope for.

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The rabbits remain quiet and wary, but Danding, at least, is longer quite so flat as he and Xiaoxue continue to watch Drosera. Lan Wangji does the same. As he said, they will require time. He settles into a cross-legged position from where he had been kneeling and sets the rabbits into his lap, one hand gentle on the back of each one, for soothing purposes. "Magnus, you may touch them gently if you would like. Drosera, be patient."

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"Oh," Magnus demurs. "I probably smell like Dro. Um, are you guys okay with me petting you anyway?"

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Xiaoxue lifts his head just the slightest bit, still notably on guard with his ears forward. Let us smell you first?

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So Magnus reaches a hand forward, careful and slow, keeping his other hand soft on Dro's back, stroking the fluff that Galahad has assured him will one day look more like feathers.

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Danding is the first to begin sniffing Magnus' hand, but Xiaoxue joins him a moment later, noses and whiskers quite busy with the investigation. Lan Wangji lifts his hands to let them shuffle forward, and watches as their ears slowly settle into less cautious positions back against their heads.

"You may touch them," he advises after a protracted moment, and neither rabbit protests.

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So Magnus runs careful fingers over the tops of first Danding's head, then Xiaoxue's. "They're so soft," he marvels.

Drosera squirms in his lap. baby soft!!!

"Yes, you too," Magnus allows, scratching the itchy spot where her feathers meet her fur.

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Lan Wangji observes this with his own feeling of softness tucked away quietly, because he still paying very close attention to everyone present at this gathering. "They are soft," he agrees, though, and then he pets Danding's cheek with two fingers to show that they like to be stroked there particularly.

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Magnus glances up at Lan Wangji, then mirrors the motion with Xiaoxue.

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Friend, Xiaoxue opines, leaning his small face into the touch, and Danding agrees, although he's still snuffling at Lan Wangji's fingers himself. Rabbits aren't the most mentally complex creatures in the world, but they are terribly sweet.

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"Friend?" Magnus grins, stroking carefully. "Even though I have a tiny griffin daughter?"

mama play???

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"They like anyone who is gentle with them." Lan Wangji pauses, considering. "Can you feed them in front of Drosera? They also like those who feed them."

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Magnus hesitates. "Drosera?" he asks. "Are you okay with your bunny-brothers eating in front of you? I'll give you meat as soon as we get home. They don't eat stuff you'll like."

hungry baby try?? mama feed???

Magnus looks up at Lan Wangji. "Her Royal Fluffiness would like to try rabbit lettuce, or whatever."

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Lan Wangji nods, then. He doubts Drosera will like what he has to offer, but that is naturally her conclusion to make. He opens his qiankun pouch, then pulls out a smaller pouch from which he produces a small handful of mustard greens. He offers a leaf to Drosera, frankly curious to see if she will eat it at all, and then the remainder to Magnus for rabbit-feeding purposes.

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As Magnus releases his hold on Drosera to offer one leaf each to the rabbits, Dro gives the leaf Lan Wangji is proffering a suspicious bite.

bad food!!! bad!!!!!! she says, but she yanks the leaf out of Lan Wangji's hand anyway, and drags it off of Magnus's lap before he can stop her. Off to the side, she sets about trying to murder it to death, rolling on her back with it clutched in her talons, kicking at the stem with her back paws, tearing off chunks with her torso. She's doing a little chirruping, grunting growl as she attacks it. It's the cutest thing Magnus has ever seen, actually, but he angles himself so that the rabbits can't really see it just in case.