"...Whoa," Magnus says, after a moment. "I feel like I should be taking notes, actually! Dude, this is why we gotta pick up diplomacy lessons again. That's so high-level. I bet Sif would know about the cut direct." Sif is the coolest and most elevated of the gods, obviously. "But Thor, who has big Lancelot vibes, absolutely wouldn't. Even though they're married." He sighs. "I've just been over here calling him an asshole to his face every time I see him and flipping him off instead of, like, waving hello or goodbye or whatever."

A pause, while he takes a big sip of his soda. Then, thoughtfully, he says, "I've also been explaining to him why he sucks and giving him tips for sucking less, but honestly I've been falling short on that front and mostly just telling him books he should read to become less sexist. And that's more because I drink my respect women juice every day than something specific to him." Wait -- does Claudius know about sexism and respect women juice? Magnus decides he doesn't want to know if he doesn't, so he goes right ahead and explains: "This is because I'm a feminist and anti-sexist and an ally to women, which means that if some guy is sexist in front of me I gotta step in so that women don't have to shoulder the burden of educating odious jerks like him themselves all the time."