I Lose All Sense Of Reason [open post]

[summerdude]

Magnus is walking down the front steps of the Mansion, freshly-loaded bag of food in tow, ruminating on a few of his most recent and devastatingly embarrassing conversations, when he hears footsteps behind him.

Well. He did tell Galahad he'd ask everyone. Might as well start now. "Can you explain the birds and the bees -- I mean, sex -- to me?" he demands, even before he sees who it is.

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[socialjusticedragon]

"How am I meant to know, I have never seen humans do such things," he says reasonably. Laurence has the good sense to do those things in a bedroom, thank you very much.

[summerdude]

"How do dragons do it?"

[socialjusticedragon]

"Why!" He splutters a little, apparently Temeraire is in fact Far Too English for this discussion. "Surely I do not need to tell you, you are grown yourself."

[summerdude]

"Dude. I only know how ring dragons are made. By putting on a magic ring that brings out their worst, most greedy inclinations, and then they transform from whatever they were before. As far as I know, lindworms could just, like... pupate. I have no idea how dragons do it."