I Lose All Sense Of Reason [open post]

[summerdude]

Magnus is walking down the front steps of the Mansion, freshly-loaded bag of food in tow, ruminating on a few of his most recent and devastatingly embarrassing conversations, when he hears footsteps behind him.

Well. He did tell Galahad he'd ask everyone. Might as well start now. "Can you explain the birds and the bees -- I mean, sex -- to me?" he demands, even before he sees who it is.

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[wickedwit]

"You did say you desired to make her laugh, didn't you?"

[summerdude]

"Good point!" Magnus says. "I should start writing down quotable Claudius quotes so I can plagiarize them for girlfriend points." She'll definitely laugh even harder when she figures out that's what he's done. So. Worth it.

[wickedwit]

Claudius laughs himself. "Oh, excellent. You don't have to share that list with me, but I do love a list."

[summerdude]

"Next time you give me diplomacy lessons, I'll write down my notes verbatim," Magnus jokes.